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Nicole's avatar

I want the infidel cage.

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Wendy's avatar

Okay, but can we also talk about the weird rug choices? If you are the kind of person who will buy a deck of cards themed rug... how is that in the office and NOT the game room? What is the internal logic on that situation?

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Mark Olmsted's avatar

Oh, the sculpture is just an homage to the first draft of his most famous speech, wisely vetoed by Clementine. "We shall fight in the hills, shaped like rounded buttocks, we shall fight in the valleys, or if you please, in the buttcracks, we shall never surrender, nor ourselves nor our daisy dukes..."

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Rosemary Porto's avatar

Looking at that mess of a mansion, I am reminded of the famous quote from the celebrity interior designer, Billy Baldwin.

"Every night when I go to bed, I say a prayer that tomorrow the rich will wake up with taste."

Amen.

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Barb Natividad 🇵🇭🇺🇸's avatar

Those aren’t little poofs. They’re actually hibernating winter creatures, there to keep you warm.

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Brett Rushforth's avatar

One of the *very* few things I’ve missed from Twitter is your Zillow posts. 💯💯💯

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Leandra's avatar

I zoomed in on the bookcase and given what’s there, I feel like the rest of the house tracks.

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Janet Spicer's avatar

This house tour was AMAZING.

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Beckyunfortunately's avatar

Well it proves the old adage that money can't buy taste.

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Ann Douglas's avatar

I have so much to learn about staging a house....

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Christopher Bigelow's avatar

I've never *needed* a sculpture more than that butt.

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Caroline Smrstik's avatar

WHY? Just, why?

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Rebecca Makkai's avatar

OMG YES

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